HE THOUGHT HIS LIL FRIEND GOT BAKED INTO A COOKIE I AM 100% DONE AWHH
jesus christ this is so sad why would you do this
childhood right there.
Idk my relationship with my siblings is always either “yo I’ll help you hide the body” or “do not even breathe in my direction” there is no in between.
Accuracy, this post has it.
Martin on who will have the last laugh…
If anybody even tries to whisper the word ‘diet,’ I’m like, ‘You can go fuck yourself.’
i am in love with two people. one is you. the other one is also you, but from an alternate timeline with dragons.