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imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

what about a book of all the lies people have told you

Oh how the tables have tabled

Tables have tabled

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"Oh my GOD Carl I am so done with you.”

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this is too inappropriate to not reblog

idec if my mom ever finds my blog. i must reblog this and never be ashamed. 

this. is. so. hot. my. god.

(Source: yelled, via midnight-roadtrips)

Anonymous said: Re: your "rule about naked people" -- How about people who take nude photos of themselves not be stupid and use storage devices that can be hacked, like cloud storage (or take any risks close to that)? Just HOW much personal responsibility does your generation need to shed before you get it through your thick skulls that it only costs $20 for a decent external hard drive these days? :|


"The lock on your diary wasn’t very good, so it’s your fault I read your diary."


Hobbiton is a real place.

RIP Robin Williams, defender of dreams.

(Source: bedlamtimes, via just-another-battleborn-girl)


Animals that are unbelievably awesome.

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i really do love the views from my bedroom window

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I would never let my kids watch the orchestra, too much sax and violins.

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"Don’t tell me the sky’s the limit when there are footprints on the moon."

- Paul Brandt (via observando)

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